Okay let me take care of a little housekeeping first:

1.)I'm going to try and update my blog at least once a week, most likely Sundays or Mondays. But as always thats subject to change, cause I am one of the busiest people I know. Work, school, then school, then work. And in between all that my FIRST and MOST IMPORTANT full time job, Mother of Ninja Jr. so yeah.....

2.)I'm trying to step my tech game up a bit for my blog. I'm pretty quick with learning computer geek stuff, just slightly impatient....xhtml, css, rss feed, trackback, layout, template blah blah blah, everything should come with an install wizard. I am considering switching to Haloscan for comments, but my past relationship with Pedro has been kinda rocky, so I'm still thinking about it. I have also added Words of the week----> over there to the side somewhere. Most people know that my relationship with words is the only that hasn't failed me yet. I thought it my duty to supply the masses with a few words to expand their vernacular. Try to use them while conversing with folks this week. I'm sure 1/2 the people will have no farking (oh yes-I said farking) idea what you're talking about, 1/4 will, and 1/4 will fake it. I respect those who know, and those who fake it. Knowing is 1/2 the battle according to these guys. Honestly I probably would've been down with this guy. I mean honestly Cobra Commander just seemed a lot more interesting than those clean cut All-Amerikkkan boys. What the hell were they fighting for or against anyways.....hmmm....sounds familiar....

3.) I'm still going to be as random as ever. It'll be a nice little melange of intellectual conversation, debates on: race, war, abortion, the wackness that is BET, a little celebrity gossip (when they do something to catch my attention), books that I've read, am reading, or want to read, things that are going on from all over the world to right on back to Rochester, NY.

4.)I'll also keep folk updated on me, my trials, my tribulations, my fogg stories (you love it!), my anonymous co-workers, the Nippy Kidz, the crazy people (like the fiend-lady that was wearing the Thriller jacket strutting down the street) and things that always cross my path, (like the station wagon with fake wood panels and the spinning rims, (I'm going to try to take pictures of this shite too)Wait...did I say rims? I meant spinning hubcaps HAHAHA, or this special sight that I saw in Wal-marts parking lot. BOTH lights had Him just posted up. I thought, "Wow they are really letting Jesus ghostride the whip" Then I sang "Jesus take the wheel" all day long. How I wished I could have seen whose car that was. I've never seen it again, but I guess you couldn't have a better passenger.

and finally my loves,

If you love me you will subscribe to my blog. That something new over there to the side also. If you don't love me you'll probably just come lurk and read my shit all the time to either: a) see if I say anything about you or b)try to learn some new words. I suggest you come for option 'b'. Ninja, like the Wu, loves the kids and it's my duty, my PASSION to educate the most ignorant.

On with the show:

So my thought for the week is about hypocrites. I know, I know, we are ALL hypocrites about something, personally I think its about what you choose to be hypocritical about. Take me for instance: Everybody's favorite Ninja. (LOL) I usually say what I mean and mean what I say.For instance; I don't hate white people, but I don't like a WHOLE LOT of their ways. I know that they tend to want EVERYTHING we have, even when all we've got is nothing. For that matter, it's some Black folks out there equally as trifling. I don't have time for them either. I have no patience for ignorance. I don't have patience for chics that dumb down for guys, or to appear cute, or when they clearly are being offensive, but get caught at it and are now shamed, (or should be). I don't have a problem with my friends that reside in Geightown. Why should I? I know more fucked up Hetero's than I do Geigh folk. I don't usually refer to my Geigh friends as fags or homo's or anything that would offend them. I don't call my white friends Cracka-ass-crackas or wannabe Black trailer trash, and I don't call my Black friends niggas or porch monkeys. (Key word is FRIENDS) Now does that mean I've never said the word nigga? No, I've said it. And I'm not even saying that was right. But I know I can go on about Blacks vs. Niggas for days. Have I called someone white, trailer trash? Oh why yes, yes I have, in anger, HOTASSANGER. Were they trailer trash? Yeah pretty much. I can honestly say I don't recall geigh-bashing.Is it so horrible because I may have crushed some offensive YT or a racist Asian, and never had to throw a Ninja Star into the heart of a geigh boi or girrl? Well honestly I don't know of any Geigh person in my life that ever did anything to me to bring about an attack on their sexual choices, I'd probably get at their mind before I got at who they sleep with or how. Damn the residents of Geightown are pretty much the only people who haven't pissed me off, funny how those folk come in all colors and still....haven't pissed me off. Is it a Geigh thing, or a white thing, or a Black thing? *shrugs shoulders* If I have gotten down to the point where I have had to pull out the nasty words, then whoever I was talking to probably should have shut the eff up at least 20 minutes ago. I will have most likely already murked them on the status of their intelligence or lack thereof, and have resorted to something they could understand; childish insults. No, I don't like stooping to lower levels, but sometimes, I have learned, it is quite impossible to talk intelligently to stupid people. And they are out there, they are. If you are in a room right now with at least 5 (you probably don't even need 5) people in it, somebody there is stupid. If after 1 minute (which is too long) you can't figure out who the stupid person in the room is...well...uh...yeah....best believe the other people in the room know who it is. LOL. The problem I have been facing with most humans is that they very often have no idea who the man in the mirror is...

How I am last Tuesday is how I am today. If I didn't like you 3 months ago , I most likely don't like you right now as you are reading this. (and why are you reading this when you know I don't like YOU?) The difference with me and a lot of people I have run across in my turns around the Sun is that I don't have a problem with letting someone know how I feel. I don't need to be politically correct, or internet correct or "what you think is" correct. From the initial offense, I usually state my feelings on the subject, person, words, tv show, book, you , her or him and then rarely do I waver. Offense to me, my family, my race, or people that I love is unacceptable and is usually dealt with swiftly and oh so eloquently. I'm not compromising myself for real-life friends, cyber friends, a man, a dog or anyone.

Am I a hypocrite? I'll let you decide that for yourself. Not that anyone's opinion can move me. I know EXACTLY who I am.

Since my life is beginning again as school starts, I thought I'd catch up on some blogging. I'll start off with a little catch-up on me, some travel goals I have for '07-08 and just some general shite talking. My summer was filled with classes, classes and more classes.I must give a shout out to my world wide web homies, that I appreciate all the words of support, the simple hello's and the emails keeping me in the loop of the many jokes I missed out on. I really did miss you all.

So yeah it's that time again, the Nippy Kids take over a portion of my life. YAY!! Don't get it twisted, I am happy to be doing my part in educating Black American Children. LOL. I wish my students were as intellectually gangster as Huey and Riley. Then this job would be fun. Now my Nippys are gangster, but not like the Boondocks kids....my Nippys are steal your car gangster, call you a bitch gangster, think they can whup your ass ganster. Last year I told one "Fight me with words", she couldn't think of anything to say to that so obviously we know who won that fight. LOL. I swear that pic does look like the Nippy's I deal with. Just like this pic, there's even the occasional White student, basking in their ivory minority status for once in their lives, ha, maybe they aren't basking....

I am once again taking a full semester of classes in addition to working fulltime. Pray for me folks. Thank you, loves. I have a travel list of places I plan to do this year that I think I'll share. Keep in mind that, like every single educator that I know, my life is based on a school year. I plan my life from September to June. July and August are my fade to Black months.

Travel Goals:

1.) OHIO to spend some time with Jules

{#'s 2 & 3 go together}
2.) NYC-The BX to stay with Saun, and while I'm there, chill out with BLK GRL and my CoCo La Effyu
3.) NYC-Visit lots and lots of times with my 2 Brooklyn BFF's Joi and my Sexy Dexy who graciously gave of his futon, his bed, his camera, and his time when I went with my friend Queen B to visit him in July. Hopefully I get to see S.K.'s smartypants ass too and anyone else in the City. (I see you Shaq, but I KNOW I'll see you somewhere) EDIT!!!!! I left off my Ace: CREEM (get the money dolla dolla bill ya'll)....sorry I often let the WU take over my train of thought. I hope you let me still sleep on your couch if I need to Creem, baby!!!!

4.) Cali-Going to San Diego to visit my old friend Tywon and I can't enter the state of Cali without going to see Phil. (PMAO) I gotta smuggle Country Sweet Chicken on the plane for him.

5.) Cruise? Trying to plan a cruise for sometime in the future with my girls (they know who they are) we'll probably be waaaaaaay to crunk and get kicked off the boat. I want to take one of those Black oriented cruises. NOT during Hurricane season (SHUT UP JOI)

6.) Going to Florida: Orlando: to scoop up my BFF & lil Sis, Niki, then on to Ft. Laud. to stay with everyones favorite Spice, Quis...yeah right I can't spell her name, Q. I'm pretty sure I will link up with my boy Pharoah the Happy Black Man (LMAO!) when I hit his area.

7.)Sweden, Amster, Amster, DamDamDam, Paris- My BFF for Life, Ty, and I have been saving our dolla dolla bills for a trip of a lifetime to see our friend Sofia in Sweden for 2 days, where will scoop her up and jaunt, yes I said jaunt off to Amsterdam for 3 days, (heh heh heh.......all ya'll lost in the fogg are quite jealous I am sure) and then on to Paris for 5 days. Though this will most likely occur in late 2008

8.) Aruba-My Mom and Step-Pops are spending the month of December in Aruba, so Ninja Jr. and I are going to spend Christmas week on the island with them and returning right before New Years, because I am hoping to spend New Years Eve in NYC with my BK peeps *coughjoidexycough*

9.) Memphis- of course because thats where the Professor Original Ninja (my Daddy) and Dr. Ninja (my Step-Mama) live and I go there a couple times a year. While there I plan to have a dinner party at their house and hang out with L. Spray, Ms. Feezy and Ms. Visitah, Renee and anyone else I crunk with that lives in the area, then I'm hoping the girls will take me out a couplefew times. Don't know exactly when I am going there but Prof. O.G. Ninja usually sends for me whenever I ask to come. (I'se a Daddy's girl-don't hate)

10.) Anywhere I feel like going!! If you want me to come visit you and you aren't boring and I don't have to pay to sleep on your futon, your couch or in your guestroom, and you don't expect me to do dishes or any domestic shit, AND you can show me a good time ( I don't mean THAT kinda good time, I mean a little Party-Party kinda good time) thenI'd be willing to come to your city. Drop me an email and if I like you well I'll come say Fuck yo Couch.......

If you are asking how the hell I plan to accomplish all these trips, what with my busy ass schedule and school, lets just say I'm taking a lot of long weekends, I work at a school so School Breaks are the shit!, and I asked Prof. O.G. Ninja for a Jet Blue gift card with a nice tidy little sum on it, how much? NUNYABIDNESS, stop clocking how deep my Daddy's pockets are, nosyparker!!!! The condition being that it's is my Christmas present. I also have a million frequent flier miles. If you don't collect miles, you are an idiot. Last year my $300 ticket to memphis was $68 when I used my miles. Can't beat that with a bat. Most importantly, I believe that travel is a MUST. Why not? By the time I am 50, I plan to have set foot on every continent, like my Step-Mama Dr. Ninja, except Antarctica (hell nah it's too damn cold)